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[runboy93]

Don't take overdose, just give them to winnie

[corosive]

Nah get Cheech & Chong.





I'm just a love masheen, and I don't work for nobody but youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

[TuX]

DEA will take care of those junkies

[corosive]

BACON!!! Too bad it'll kill you eventually... Sorry piggy...

[Signor]

To the chopping board you go little piggy!

[runboy93]

To the chopping board you go little piggy!

That much meat of just little piggy

[LagMaster]

retirement, he will get retired eventualy

[TuX]

Nothing ruins a retirement like a heart attack

[corosive]

Nothing hurts (and kills) more then love... Sorry heart attack, there's something worse out there and it bleeds once a month....    well you know what they say "when the river runs red, bring a napkin when you eat that pussy!"

[TuX]

Nothing conquers pussies better than a good ol' di... ee cock

[Ganado]

...why the hell did you post that.

Ugh, anyway:


Now it's a snowman.

[Crazy]

Sun beat snowman.

[Signor]

Mario arrives and smacks the sun with his hammer!

[corosive]

Too bad Mario, but the Mafia kicks your wanabe Italian ass. Sorry dude, but mushrooms aren't going to save you this time. That's a real boot to the head.

[Signor]

Fortunately T.J Hooker and Co. are on scene to clamp down on that criminal scum!