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Alvarez:

--- Quote from: Lacan on June 22, 2010, 07:13:50 pm ---omg that was awesome ! )

hope you get out safely !

Nice one Alvarez, didnt take you too long O_o



--- End quote ---

Ah, it just was a hobby of mine, but i can't even brag about it online, since you can translate everything with Internet.

Sheepify:
The Daily Brahmin
Because Shit Happens.

Now with extra pages for your comfort!

Public Service Announcement

The head of the Union of Street Cleaners, Chimney Sweepers, and Dunnikin Divers (or Sierra-Charlie-Charlie-Sierra-Delta-David as they are known for short), Mr. Charlie Immondizia, had this to say from his newly erected mansion located in the more select area of New Reno:

"I would like to address the recent community accusations directed at the hard-working members of Sierra-Charlie-Charlie-Sierra-Delta-David, in particular the accusation of thievery and unlawful appropriatement of hard-gained valuables.

The working men and women of Sierra-Charlie-Charlie-Sierra-Delta-David are always concerned, first and foremost, with performing their duties in a discreet and efficient manner. Because of this, and the daily dangers faced by our members, we have no choice but to require that a certain degree of aptitude in avoiding detection by the less savory elements of our community is instilled upon acceptance into our guild. With the cutbacks to our budget in the recent 200 years, each member is a valuable asset, whose loss impacts us all. Especially if you consider that's one less person to pay union fees.

Moreover, the efficiency required by the demands of our occupation means that we often are not able to commit time to look for the owners of the many items frequently littering our streets. Or even to ask that group of heavily armed individuals standing nearby with smoking weapons. Our duties come first, and we are not trained to deal with arbitration in ownership claims, which often is especially difficult on account of one of the parties being frequently dead.

The outright lies spread about the goals of our organization are also often results of misinformation of the general public as to the range of our contractual duties. In particular, the claim that we only focus on high-value items is absolutely baseless and slanderous. We are limited by our contracts in the degree we can help with the clean-up of the frequently encountered bodily remains and parts thereof. That responsibility fails to the Amalgamated Biological Residue Clean-up Groups and Sundry Workers (A-Bor-e-CuG-a-SuW), which repeatedly refused our calls to become part of Sierra-Charlie-Charlie-Sierra-Delta-David.

All complains regarding the unfortunate presence of such objects should be directed toward said party."

The Daily Brahmin was unable to contact a representative of the A-Bor-e-CuG-a-SuW at this time due to high service demand in North requiring presence of all members of the organization.

"And if you kill all of those obstinate bastards, all the better," added Mr. Immondizia, taking a drag on his fine cigar and blowing a smoke ring.

LagMaster:
can i be a reporter for you?

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