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OMGWTFBBQ?!
Michaelh139:
Tis de shit right here...
Sheepify:
--- Quote from: TuX on June 20, 2010, 08:21:07 PM ---Maybe the perilous travels to Broken Hills mine?
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I am afraid that is not overly interesting.
"Ooh, new town. Lesse!"
"Huh. Muties. Shedskins. Hello Ms. Town Militia."
::Chat with the Mayor. Pretend to accept that Muties are nice. After all, that one's got a really, really big gun.::
"Hm, I wonder what that building is... Hotel? Never been in a hotel..."
"Bank? With a mutie teller? OMGWTFBB-"
::Kablooey. Zip. Splot.::
-Out of internal organs error-
That aside, the presence of a Supermutant bank teller explains the devaluation of caps. TI am not a racist, but those brutes were definitely behind the crash of housing market, especially in Broken Hills. Especially when you consider the CDO (Cash or Death Options) offered there! Nowadays, with the regional deregulation, they don't even bother with the first, either...
So. Now you know the real reason I still don't have my tent. I'm waiting for the market conditions to improve before I invest... Just don't let too many people know. Or send them over to me, I have a 36% guaranteed return scheme involving investment against caps.
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(You can tell I am way past my regular bedtime, can't you? Or wake-up time, for that matter... ;D)
Michaelh139:
MOAR!
Sheepify:
--- Quote from: Michaelh139 on June 20, 2010, 09:51:59 PM ---MOAR!
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Hah, don't tempt me or I'll start an in-game reporter-type character. Even got a spiffy title and caption for the newsrag:
"The Daily Brahmin.
Because Shit Happens."
Michaelh139:
--- Quote from: Sheepify on June 20, 2010, 10:52:23 PM ---Hah, don't tempt me or I'll start an in-game reporter-type character. Even got a spiffy title and caption for the newsrag:
"The Daily Brahmin.
Because Shit Happens."
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MOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING GENIUS!
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