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TuX:
Those sneaky bastards. Always leaving the best fun for themselves.
Now they can be sure that they will get an extra portion of lead for their bloody picnic
Sheepify:
--- Quote from: TuX on June 24, 2010, 11:00:59 PM ---Those sneaky bastards. Always leaving the best fun for themselves.
Now they can be sure that they will get an extra portion of lead for their bloody picnic
--- End quote ---
Pray they don't get the idea of getting unionized...
You encounter: Mercenaries and Raiders.
Player: "WTF? Why can't I move?"
Random NPC: "10 minute break mandated by our union contract."
And if they start to include insurance in their hiring prices...
Sheepify:
One day. One day without this type of experience. Is it so much to ask for?
You encounter: Broderhood patrol and Geckos.
Broderhood paladin1: Phear my Minigun! *Whirrrrr!*
Little Gecko was hit for 95 hit points and was killed.
Little Gecko was hit for 17 hit points.
Little Gecko was hit for 92 hit points and was killed.
Broderhood paladin2: Woo-hoo! Peace through superior firepower! *Whirrrrr!*
Little Gecko was hit for 29 hit points.
You were hit for 51 hit points and were killed.
Little Gecko was hit for 76 hit points and was killed.
Little Gecko was hit for 79 hit points and was killed.
Broderhood paladin2: ... whoops.
Broderhood paladin1: I think it's best if we don't report this. You know. Shit happens.
The Chosen One [from the great beyond]: Indeed.
Hakunin: Chosen One.
The Chosen One: Oh, piss off.
Hakunin: Choooseeen Ooooneee. Heh Heh Heh.
The Chosen One: Bloody old geezer.
Sheepify:
Log in. On account of losing crap to Brotherhood patrol last night, go on a junk-collecting run.
Encounter brahmin. Figure the hides would cover some new equipment. After all, it's easy. Punch, run away, suffer no damage. Right?
Critical miss. Get knocked down, knocked (edit! duh!) out, and savaged to death by the brahmin.
My abdomen now hurts, goddamnit. And still getting tears in eyes.
I blame it on GM abuse.
RavenousRat:
--- Quote from: Sheepify on June 25, 2010, 10:31:21 PM ---I blame it on GM abuse.
--- End quote ---
Yeah, they can control these smart exploitable animals.
Once my HtHer was blocked my a brahmin at a building only because I was scaring people and shouting crazy phrases and act myself very unadequate.
I tryed to push a brahmin, but nothing happened, then I shouted "GM ABUUSSEE!!11" and killed poor brahmin with 2 punches in the head.
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