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[Quentin Lang]

One thing i can surely say about the most of FOnline: 2238 community. It has humor. Since i started playing this game, i've had much laugh in it. Conversations, discussions, moments, great victories, silly people, Xoen. And not only things inside the game! The IRC, the forum. Had grins and laughs while reading them alot. And then i tought, i bet i aint the only one here who experiences silly or funny stuff around here, so why couldnt we share these things?

So, if you got any quotes, stories, screenshots, share them! Lets make a smile or two. Il start.

Stuff from the IRC i've saved.
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* Set by Librarian on Sun Apr 11 16:47:27
* Mystery sets mode: +v QLang
<+QLang> I came.
<@Izual> your sexual life is no interest to us
<+QLang> Izual, word ''Came'' has many meanings.
<@Izual> QLang : You don't like my metahumor ?
<+QLang> I do like your jokes about jokes.
<+QLang> Should this be called metametahumor?
<@Izual> it's deltahumor !


<Jenna> In Soviet Russia when toilet only one piece of paper for scheisse get you. Finger through paper go.


<+QLang> Izual, why did you crash server?
<reaver> Traditions, as I suppose.


<+QLang> Woot, died near klamath, respawn near NCR. I wanna bash someones face.
<+QLang> <<<<------ Not smiling now.
* sailor hangs QLang a club
* +QLang picks sailor club and bashes his own face to pulp.
<+QLang> I feel good now, thanks.
<Garg> No Problem, mate.
* sailor dies a horrible death
<Garg> ..Wait what just happened?


<%Librarian> Critical error: Not enough blue suits! (Server is down. Was up for 1h 54m 57s)
<Chuvachello> son of a....


<avv> wtf eye crit with sledgehammer
<avv> how's that possible?
<BoomHeadshot> why not?
<BoomHeadshot> just aimed
<avv> how do you hit someone in the eye with sledge?
<avv> do you poke him with the handle?
<BoomHeadshot> with the stick xD
<%Surf_Solar> With the shaft of the hammer, or a sharp edge ...
<avv> makes perfect sense


<ItachI> is this the channel of 2238?
<prosper> only on thursdays


<Jenna> evrything is bugged
<Jenna> even bugs


<Tycell> Hello my beauties!
* @Izual runs
* Tycell jumps on Izual's lap
<Tycell>
<@Izual> damn.
<Tycell> Izual if the server was up I could give you your present
<@Izual> no, thanks.


<V_guessWho> Medvedev and USA bush punching tamira
<V_guessWho> on gas station


<avv> rogues know no moderation
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Also, got one old, but nice screenshot.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg

[Izual]

<V_guessWho> Medvedev and USA bush punching tamira
<V_guessWho> on gas station

I laughed. =p

[avv]

Dammit had you make the thread until now. Can't remember all funny stuff that's been said.

<Jenna> Are Red Dots japanese?

 

[Quentin Lang]

Dammit had you make the thread until now. Can't remember all funny stuff that's been said.

<Jenna> Are Red Dots japanese?

 

Maybe you got some screenshots?

[Nexxos]

<avv> wtf private florice was too slow to take her weapon out
<avv> why didn't you punish the whole company!
<@Izual> they didn't eat in a week !
<@Izual> (after that)

[Surf]

Indeed I had some very very funny moments with the guys.
Especially if you hang out in IRC also, it feels like a bit of a small "family", as one can see the same faces over there and sometimes meet them in the game.

Unfortunately I don't have logs saved, I always forget to capture funny moments.

[Wipe]

28.01.10,[#2238],21:22 < [MDK]Psycho> and atom was like last time i talked to him i am like "dude i am locked in a room can you help" atom "i can" me "you will" atom "no"

16.02.10,[#2238],00:37 < [VSB]Johnny_N> plutonium is a bit more stable than Fonline

26.04.10,[#2238],20:52 < Korgoth> floaters are like mutatded prostitutes

02.05.10
02:16 -!- Atom has joined *
02:16 -!- mode/* [+oq Atom Atom] by Mystery
02:16 <@Atom> anyone here?
02:16 <@JovankaB|off> me
02:16 <@Atom> give number from 1 to 90 inclusive
02:16 <@JovankaB|off> 45
02:16 -!- Atom has left * []
02:17 <@Ghosthack> :]
02:17 <@JovankaB|off> did I move development forward?
02:17 <@Ghosthack> Yes, greatly
02:17 <@JovankaB|off> \o/

22.05,10,[#2238],19:46 < [LAW]Frozen_Mind> You encounter: Jovanka's ban.
22.05,10,[#2238],19:46 < [TDH]NexxosFIN> You encounter: Jovanka's ba... Oh, too late.

[Bob.Marley]

really funny, thanks)))

[Nexxos]

<avv> what you do as caver is that you enter map, enter cave, look if there's something and then run away
<avv> it's awful!
<Surf_Solar_> its avvfull!

Hehe, this made my day.

[Crazy]

Also, got one old, but nice screenshot.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg

I got one too!
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9264/screen20022010023634.jpg

And even a second
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2193/screen16122009214927.jpg   (why the hell I have a M60?)

An old screen of an old wipe (so sad I have lost the one with the big WIPE P L Z at the entrance of Modoc)
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3105/screen20112009225137.png

[Surf]

Just some random picture I made:

[John.Metzger]

hahahaahhahahah.. ^^ best compilation ever. FaJagOnline

[Bob.Marley]

yeah! Jagged allince is a great game too)

[Michaelh139]

If you don't have awareness you'll see message like:
You encountered Scorpions and Wastelander.

With awareness you'll see:
You encountered Scorpions and GetIntoEncounterAndIllBurstYouAss

If your not laughing you have no soul.

[RavenousRat]

If your not laughing you have no soul.

That's not a lol really, but what I found on one rus forum... I loled (used translation programm and MyPunchYeEye is my HtHer alt):

Person A:
"In the Hub the inadequate maniac (there're also adequate exist) MyPunchYeEye is repeatedly noticed.
To all inhabitants and simply passing by to be extremely cautious. On its account already some victims, two I managed to rescue. The others, alas, are dead. Be vigilant.
The sheriff."

Person B:
"I know Punch. He is totally retarded."

Person C:
"As the sheriff has already precisely noticed, the Hub is full of idiots and psychos."

The log of one of my victims:

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20:36:51 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:36:53 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:36:54 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:37:07 • You see Door.
20:37:22 • You see the Bar Tender.
20:38:00 • You see Slot Machine.
20:38:03 • You see Brahmin Shit.
20:39:37 • You were critically hit in the eyes for 52 hit points.
20:39:39 • MyPunchYeEye was hit in the groin for 19 hit points.
20:39:41 • You were hit for 14 hit points.
20:39:41 • MyPunchYeEye was hit in the head for 24 hit points and was killed.
20:40:06 • L. Justice: 0_о
20:40:07 • MyPunchYeEye: ...hahaha...
20:40:11 • L. Justice: Эркойл
20:40:17 • MyPunchYeEye: ...i'm vilified at ncr...
20:40:19 • +26
20:40:20 • MyPunchYeEye: ...now it's hub's turn...
20:40:24 • L. Justice: ты жив?
20:40:26 • Ercole Corti: да