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[John.Metzger]

i find this funny too:

(its realy uncut and he used one superstimpack)

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Jim.Metzger meet some random pk in the wasteland..

Jim.Metzger Bluesuit        °10mm JHP   °60HP
Lucifer     Metallarmor mk2 °Laserrifle °172HP

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You encounter: Brahmins.
You were hit in the head for 21 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 71 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 2 hit points and knocked down.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 49 hit points, knocked out, blinded and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 4 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the right arm for 3 hit points and his weapon dropped.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 37 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the right arm for 35 hit points, crippled his right arm, had his armor bypassed and his weapon dropped.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 2 hit points and knocked down.

Lucifer: ...lucky...

Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 32 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 41 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 93 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 3 hit points and knocked down.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.

You see a young man. He has -6/172 hps,
has crippled limbs and is wielding a Laser Rifle (Ext. Cap.) with 19/24 shots of D Energy Cell.

Jim.Metzger: enjoy bluesuit killing
Lucifer: ...luckyy )))
Lucifer: ...yes i am enjoying...
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 24 hit points and was killed.
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bluesuitkillerhunting

[Dzil]

When i get award for biggest jump in FONLINE history ?

[Michaelh139]

When i get award for biggest jump in FONLINE history ?

My melee merc with sledgehammer as wrecked bitches farther than that xD.

One time he hit this Raider hoe across half the damn map.

[Quentin Lang]

<[TG]NexxosFIN> "LOOK, THAT 10HP BLUESUIT IS SURELY A SPY!".


<JoshZ> anyone called rendal in game?
<[BSU]Tim> hahahah
<[BSU]Tim> i know Randal
<JoshZ> rendal?
<[BSU]Tim> no Randal
<JoshZ> oh thnx anyway


<@Izual> Everyone hate nazis, except nazis


<[TG]NexxosFIN> Holy shit.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> I ordered some kebap from this new pizza-place which opened a while ago.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> Kebap there is FUCKING good, best in ages.
<Dr_West> that stuff will kill you
<[TG]NexxosFIN> How come?
<Dr_West> high colesterol


* Set by Izual on Wed May 26 19:04:09
<QLang> Que pasa, cabron?
<@Izual_AFK> calla te, cansado

[Nexxos]

<[TG]NexxosFIN> Holy shit.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> I ordered some kebap from this new pizza-place which opened a while ago.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> Kebap there is FUCKING good, best in ages.
<Dr_West> that stuff will kill you
<[TG]NexxosFIN> How come?
<Dr_West> high colesterol

O_o I don't remember saying that on IRC, did I say where I ordered that kebap?

[02:38:47] <@Wipe> so-called "antipk" are same thing, only difference is, that they think they wear shiny armor and have white horse

[gordulan]

well, you can have half of that, just grab a metal MK2 and you're halfway to being a knight in shiny armor, except of course that PKs prefer that fashion as well.

[RavenousRat]

well, you can have half of that, just grab a metal MK2 and you're halfway to being a knight in shiny armor, except of course that PKs prefer that fashion as well.

Yea, that's why I dislike metal armor, I trying to wear BA or leather armor or atleast jacket. Leather armor suits anti-PK fashion. Also almost every long hair dude skin user is a PK ;p And if you see a long hair dude in metal armor then it's 95% that he is a PK.

[Surf]

Yea, that's why I dislike metal armor, I trying to wear BA or leather armor or atleast jacket. Leather armor suits anti-PK fashion. Also almost every long hair dude skin user is a PK ;p And if you see a long hair dude in metal armor then it's 95% that he is a PK.

I didn't know I was PKing.  

[gordulan]

same here, my barter alt has metal armour and has long hair (onyl the klamath hairdresser worked when I wanted to up my fashion)

[RavenousRat]

same here, my barter alt has metal armour and has long hair (onyl the klamath hairdresser worked when I wanted to up my fashion)

Well my experience shows me, that most PKs are long haired ;p

[Surf]

Maybe old, but I laughed my ass up...

http://z0r.de/?id=293&lang=de

[Crazy]

Maybe old, but I laughed my ass up...

http://z0r.de/?id=293&lang=de

Hilarious  made me laugh hard too.

[Nexxos]

[20:53:29] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:53:36] <@Izual> [19:53] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:53:37] <@Izual> only one
[20:53:51] <Tim> only one ? hour?
[20:54:12] <@Izual> [19:53] <@Izual> [19:53] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:54:16] <@Izual> 1 server is offline

Oh man

[Jeoshua]

He told you tho.... 

[gordulan]

some screens, one of em is recent, the other you amy remember as a brahmin priest who says "moo" "event" last generation.
And exclusive footage of the gm's secret resort.

Warning, you may see random happenstances of satanist rituals in the boneyard.


Invasion of the Robed Ones (Moo, moo, bang!)



Rich, Dontcha think?