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[DeputyDope]

Voron32 is a moron !
....no wait, thats neither a theory nor claim.

 Voron32 is a mongoloidic troglodyte of a long-believed-to-be extinct primitive cavemen tribe , isolated from the outter world and inbreeding in northern canada for centuries if not millenniums. Being one of the last 3 survivors of his fellow clansmen, he has been captured by nazicommunists who noticed his extravagant stupidity that might bear the key for a brain melting weapon agent (by telepathically overcharging the victims brain with so much painful and nonsensical informations ("bullshit") till it literally overheats and implodes), quickly spawning several research groups to study him .The PC he is using was provided to him by a scientific research group who tried to effectively classify this rare and "special" (like in special olympics) specimen by studying his behavior patterns over an experimental social simulator called "fonline2238" and it's cohesive forums. The social simulator happened to be flawed and deprecated tho, as it later transpired. It has been agreed upon to punish the evil vampire cat-worshiping whale in-command with a gruesome penalty (a diet) and, without depraving it of its primal life-sustaining motivation, send it on a nutshell somewhere to southern Africa, where it could proceed its study on techniques in shoveling all sorts of animal shit, in this particular case, elephant shit.

When all crucial scientific data on voron32 was collected, carefully evaluated and discussed it has been finally revealed....
that he is just a regular moron. Nothing special.

PROVE IT WRONG

^
makes alot of sense.

[700noob007]

VILE is a prisoner of the USA for sexual harrassment, the prison allows prisoners access to the internet for 1 hour,
this luxury provided by the criminal rights organization to allow light prisoners contact with the outside world to
prevent mental illness such as the ones vile is already showing clear symptoms of

but how did he import the game Fonline into the comperters provided by the CRO (criminal rights organization) well then here comes some theorys:

theory number one!!

he provided special favors to some of the guards in charge of security or some of the CRO employees in charge of computer maintnence ( special favors includes ******* *** **** ****** *** ***** ******** *** *****,, shineing their boots, or just being a snitch)

theory number two!

he smuggled a USB drive without greaseing some wheels prior to the action, smuggleing technique's are the fallowing;

vile smuggled the usb by shoving it down his throut or inserting it up into his rectum, or for the purpose of hiding the USB he makes an incision through the skin carfully avoiding the arterys and veins  note:the razor used may not have been sanatary it may have had human feces.

theory number three!!!

hes a crack hacker that bypassed the prisoner sensor proticals and downloaded the game but thats kinda outrageous and unlikely

note the asterix's do not stand for anything obsene its just morse code

All wrong it's
...- .. .-.. . / .. ... / -.-. .-.. . .- .-. .-.. -.-- / - .... . / --. .- -.-- . ... - / ..-. .- --. --. --- -

[Surf]

^
makes alot of sense.

[LagMaster]

the devs end the game only cuz i wanted to restart playing it

[Alexandrite]

Voron32 is a moron !
....no wait, thats neither a theory nor claim.

 Voron32 is a mongoloidic troglodyte of a long-believed-to-be extinct primitive cavemen tribe , isolated from the outter world and inbreeding in northern canada for centuries if not millenniums. Being one of the last 3 survivors of his fellow clansmen, he has been captured by nazicommunists who noticed his extravagant stupidity that might bear the key for a brain melting weapon agent (by telepathically overcharging the victims brain with so much painful and nonsensical informations ("bullshit") till it literally overheats and implodes), quickly spawning several research groups to study him .The PC he is using was provided to him by a scientific research group who tried to effectively classify this rare and "special" (like in special olympics) specimen by studying his behavior patterns over an experimental social simulator called "fonline2238" and it's cohesive forums. The social simulator happened to be flawed and deprecated tho, as it later transpired. It has been agreed upon to punish the evil vampire cat-worshiping whale in-command with a gruesome penalty (a diet) and, without depraving it of its primal life-sustaining motivation, send it on a nutshell somewhere to southern Africa, where it could proceed its study on techniques in shoveling all sorts of animal shit, in this particular case, elephant shit.

When all crucial scientific data on voron32 was collected, carefully evaluated and discussed it has been finally revealed....
that he is just a regular moron. Nothing special.

PROVE IT WRONG

One thing I have to say to counterclaim -> umad, bro?

the devs end the game only cuz i wanted to restart playing it

I wish that would happen...

[Mike Crosser]

umad, bro?

Has the current set of events caused great unpleasure to you?
You have indeed been coaxed into a snafu.