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Goooodi:
A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"

Gimper:

--- Quote from: Goooodi on September 13, 2012, 12:54:24 pm ---A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"

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This is quite accurate to what happened to me as a noob, but this is totally irrelevent.

Swinglinered:
two strings walk into a bar
There is a sign that says "no strings allowed"
the bartender points at the sign and says "get out of here!"

Outside of the bar, one of the strings messes up his hair then goes back inside

the bartender says "hey! Aren't you a string?"

The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot".

Gimper:
All these jokes are quite funny and all, but i have yet to see anyone who commented on my skin....

Slaver Snipe:

--- Quote from: Horatio on September 12, 2012, 07:33:51 am ---Install Ubuntu and run it in Wine?

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--- Quote from: Gimper on September 12, 2012, 08:06:37 am ---what??? i thought that was for mac.

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Yeah, using 2 jokes with you at the center of both, I win at least to nerds although I doubt you are one due to the aforementioned jokes.  :)

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