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[Shangalar]

Do you know full story of Gorlak? Not so many people from dark ages is so brave to talk about it, but i will!

When he was young and called himself Ahbobsaget, this young boy had so stupid ideas about the game, that he become a GM. After that, he felt so powerful that he start massive wave of banning(in modern history called "Gorlak's madness") of even innocent players, deleting tents, even whole bases, and what more, even other GMs were scared(some of them to the present day). Then, one day, he just vanished without any trace and noone heard about him for months until now.!

This was a dark story about guy named Gorlak, and his bloody past ...

I warn you all! Dont thrust him. Its evil

At this dark old time, the face of this tribal and his manners were those of the simple-minded. Shouting "AH ! Bob Saget" from time to time, up to "ARGH ! Boooob Saaaget" when he was badly hurt, we would never have expected from him to hide the true power and the infinite frustration of the worst Super Villain. When he finally got the Antioche Grenade in his hands, and became what we know nowadays as the Banhammer, we all regret that we didn't cut his arms and throw the whole body to some Floater pit. Now we have to endure, as punishment for our inaction, and because we didn't let him mine the required stuff for his shiny hammers. Using primitive tools was a shame, and we did nothing about that. Now some old people say he uses a strangely huge plasma rifle to cut the rocks, and that his scream can be heard far away in the mountains, when the moon is green. "GORLAAAAAK !" We'll probably never know if he learned a new word, or if he blocked his fingers deep into some Rusty toaster.

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At this dark old time, the face of this tribal and his manners were those of the simple-minded. Shouting "AH ! Bob Saget" from time to time, up to "ARGH ! Boooob Saaaget" when he was badly hurt, we would never have expected from him to hide the true power and the infinite frustration of the worst Super Villain. When he finally got the Antioche Grenade in his hands, and became what we know nowadays as the Banhammer, we all regret that we didn't cut his arms and throw the whole body to some Floater pit. Now we have to endure, as punishment for our inaction, and because we didn't let him mine the required stuff for his shiny hammers. Using primitive tools was a shame, and we did nothing about that. Now some old people say he uses a strangely huge plasma rifle to cut the rocks, and that his scream can be heard far away in the mountains, when the moon is green. "GORLAAAAAK !" We'll probably never know if he learned a new word, or if he blocked his fingers deep into some Rusty toaster.

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