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Tim & Tom & Ted Lawyers Agency

Description :

Tim & Tom & Ted Agency (Referred as TTTLA, Lawyers, Agent) is a lawyers association which aims to rebuild a civilization based on a righteous moral to californians. On this basis, we allow ourselves to use any of our means, administrative services, juridical, to our law enforcements to dissuade, eradicate and prevent any new violent episode on our whole jurisdiction*. TTTLA benefits from a technical and martial knowledge known in whole California, according to the actual quality standards. Our infrastructures, production means and our agents expertise are entirely fullfilled to your service to optimize the success of your commercial and political projects, in order to make of California a fairer and safer place.


Organisation :

TTTLA is a collegiate and democratic organisation; consequently, it doesn't have any permanent entitled leader, though some specialized agents regularly coordinate some usual tasks of the agency. The Lawyers must comply to pre-established rules unanimously voted by a group of its members. TTTLA allows itself the right to make public and partly modify, or entirely, its reference articles, in any circumstances and without any justification.


Political Position :

We conceive that moral deflecting fellows can't comply to a civilized world emergence. That's why we devote ourselves to re-establish in priority the justice concept in lawless territories. TTTLA grants justice authority, especially including crime or violation ascertainment, immediate judgement appearence, and sentence discharge to each of its associates. To ensure justice neutrality, TTTLA benefits from its own impartial jurisdiction and standard procedures to administer justice. Any offender may challenge his own sentence, according to current clauses.


Means :

TTTLA benefits from an extended field agents network perfectly trained to extreme living conditions and leans on a logistic team which efficiency doesn't need to be proved. The Agency also owns partnerships with faithfull organisations, commercial and armed, based on the strict appliance of our reference texts. Besides, we grant ourselves the right to collaborate with our direct competitors, commercial associations, juridical, armed, to reach our goals.


Recruiting :

TTTLA is glad to welcome in its ranks any fellow sharing our association ideals. The Agency renews and constantly create its own lawyers pool. For more informations concerning the recruiting procedure, please refer to the « Recruiting » sheet. You can only call for the recruiting form in our agency.


Contact :

You can ask for our agency services on plain paper to the following address :

Tim & Tom & Ted Lawyer Agency
2nd Street,
Redding, CA, USA

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* : Since a litigation with juridical servicies of NCR, we inform our dear customers that we currently don't operate in the towns of Los Angeles, The Hub, JunkTown, San Francisco, Necropolis and NCR. We apologize to our customers for any inconvenience.

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Updated.

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Extracts from the Tim, Tom, and Ted Criminal Code :

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Sec. 32:
Are considered criminals, any person committing any of the following acts:
- Murder or attempted murder of a Law agent or any person with a clean criminal record.
- Thievery, attempted thievery, racket, attempted racket, extortion, or attempted extortion of any person benefiting from full civil rights.
- Damage or attempt to damage designated Law branches.
- Obstruction or attempted obstruction of an officer on duty.
- Insulting an officer on duty.
- Preposterous, slanderous, seditious, and/or insulting talks, public or private, against the image of designated Law branches.
- Attempted misuse or misuse of Law.
- Complicity with convicted criminals.

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Sec. 37: Any reported and/or explicit crime can be punished by a representative of Law. Current sanctions are given in section 38.

Sec. 38: Any crime must be punished. Repeat offenders must be treated with the utmost firmness. Every case described in section 32 is punishable by the death penalty. The given sanction cannot be immediately appealed to and must be delivered at the discretion of the representative of Law.

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Sec. 50: Any person may appeal to the decisions made by representatives of Law by correctly filing a notice of appeal.

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In virtue of article 50, all clients may appeal a previous ruling if they feel an injustice has been made. Please fill in the following form and send it to this address:

Tim & Tom & Ted Lawyer Agency
2nd Street,
Redding, CA, USA


Tim & Tom & Ted Lawyer Agency
Notice of Appeal

Appellant’s Name:

Allegations:

Your version of the facts:

Evidence (optional):


I hereby certify that all information given in this form and its supporting documents is accurate. I understand that any false statements or misinformation are punishable under article 38 as per the TTTLA Code of Laws.

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For Justice!