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Horatio:
So, recently on FOnline.ru, i found something funny and like to share it with you by translating it.

"Wazzup, here's PIMP MY RIDE, straight from the Wastes, with me, Z to the X, Ezxidit! Today, we visit Mike and his old bucket. Here we go...
...knock-knock
-Hey wake up, foo, you got overdeed or something?
-Who's that?
-Look at me, it's Ezxidit, foo.
-Whoa, it's Ezxidit, yo man i'm yours, don't kill me, i'm just but a boy from the Den!
-Chill bro, nobody's gonna kill you just like that in the light o' the day, on TV. You're on PIMP MY RIDE and your car is gonna get pimped!
-HOLY SHIT. I'm on the friggin' TV, yea? FUCK YEAH, sup' guys, ma, i didn't fly yesterday with pals, i could've proved it but Max got killed' cause he snitched some Jet from some thug or something...
-Shut up, Mike, let's go down on the business, show me your ride, i hope you didn't killed it off completely.
-Of course, i live here in it!

...(crickets)
...(crickets)
-HAWHAWHA! What a piece o' shit, i feel shamed standing right next to it! But do not worry, Mike, you know we ain't do no crap, but best rides in Da Wastes.
-Awesome, Ezxidit i love you so much, i want to kiss you! I want to jump skyhigh! I'm so friggin happy! You're the best!
-One step closer and you're dead, stinky.

SO, in our shop, the best mechanic in Da whole Wastes, Smitty and his team will make a dream ride!

-WTF, Ezxidit, where did you dig THIS out?
-Sorry, Smitty, but this is one of the best-conserved cars in Da Wastes.
-I don't give a shit, Mordino is gonna pay everything to please his brat. Let's get it on.

A few hours later...

-Wassup, Smitty, how is work goin'?
-Not much yet, just some basic stuff: straighten the coach, dinged out the body, repaired the rear sit, installed a new engine.
-Right on, guys, what are you plannin'? What style will get Mike's ride? What engine do you have? Will you install windshield and lights, put new cables, this is all rare in Da Wastes, isn't it?
-We gonna build a gangsta car, Lil' Jesus Mordino wanted the most powerful engine we have, also he wanted a roof.

...In the late evening...

-This is what we got today.

-Now this look like something already.
-We extended the wheel track and put on a inch broader rims in the back. This is what you get for low budget, tomorrow we'll gonna make a real beast out of it: cooling system, new wind shield, turbocharger, microfusion booster and much more.

To be continued.

Brujah:
Will I be able to drive while I drive?

Wire:
I knew I saw it somewhere.
Good work with translations. Need any help?

This kinda reminds me of four years which have passed

firehand:
 These pictures feel a bit empty, because they should include the characters of the story. I know that you just translated it so it's not your fault. Anyway I really like the concept and I'm just surprised that someone came up with such an idea to transform a wrecked car sprite into a nice one. It is inspiring, thanks for translating.

Horatio:
-On the next day...

-Hoho, i see you're moving in da right direction!
-Yes, but we got problems withe the old windshield, it does not fit, so we'll redesign the whole roof.
-What about the engine?
-It's actually done, we tuned it up to 1600 horsepower thanks to those damn accelerators, but i ain't no push them or you might get blown to smithereens.
-Watch out, guys, Jesus likes to ride fast, you don't want to be called his killers.

After lunch...

-Whoa Smitty, this ride looks HAWT.
-We gonna paint it later when Mordino wants it, how about a test drive Ezxidit?
-You sure that the car can handle a pedestrian?
-Of course, it's old armor plating on the bumper!
-I guess we should visit Mike, this will blow him away!

A few days later...
-Lil'Jesus wasn't amused and promised us to cut off and feed us our testicles if we fuck this up again. Well, he had a lot of "suggestions".
'Dis be us done scratchin' the rust away.

-After that, Lil'J wanted his car black with a touch of red, just like his favourite knife which he hugs even in his sleep since he was a little kid. He also liked Mike's lifeless body in his trunk and he will drive him around until he decomposes completely.

Congrats, Mike, you've been officially pimped.

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