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How was the case closed inside one day of the incident? Investigation takes weeks. Must be some mistake by the police 

[lucas.]

Thread opener.

Original poster...

[DeputyDope]

Original poster...

same...

[Gimper]

How was the case closed inside one day of the incident? Investigation takes weeks. Must be some mistake by the police 

Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.

[Cheesey Dean]

Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.

Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.

[Gimper]

Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.

If you would have read this entire thread, you would have seen why I live in Ohio, ya troll. Gotta take care of Grama and gramps.

[Cyber Jesus]

epic thread, this one will be my favourite 

[Gimper]

epic thread, this one will be my favourite 

Yes, epic, but too much stereotyping and hating. *sticks up middle fingers at haters* Kiss My @$$!!!

[Surf]

Yes, epic, but too much stereotyping and hating.

It's not that you're not doing your best to fit in these stereotypes. Dunno where any hating is here, though.

[Gimper]

It's not that you're not doing your best to fit in these stereotypes. Dunno where any hating is here, though.

Heh, yes your right I fit stereotypes, but that noob jim trailer was a hater.

[lucas.]

Since you're the closest thing to an american redneck at the internet right now I must ask some questions...


1- Do you drink Bud Light?

2- How many guns do you own? (how many, I don't give a shit about wich guns)

3- Do you hate homosexuals?

4- Are you one of 'dem god-fearing american citizens?

5- What's your opinion on Obama?

6- Were you happy when they "caught' Osama?

7- Do you see drunk people in your neighborhood everyday?

8- Do you know anyone that appeared on COPS?

9- The only animals you give a fuck about it are your dogs, and only because they're useful for something?

10- Have you ever seen a black man near your neighborhood?

11- And of course... Have you ever engaged into sexual intercourse with one of your relatives (A.K.A. incest)?


These are not meant to insult anyone, I'm just curious.

[Senrain]

Come into thread.

See redneck stuff.

Expect myself to become infuriated by said thread.

Feel pretty neutral.

Seems I've witnessed enough stupidity on the internet to be numb to it all.

[Roachor]

I'm still laughing at "we hardly ever get the cops called on us"

[Malice Song]

I'm still laughing at "we hardly ever get the cops called on us"

This.

Also I seriously hope this whole thread is a level. Kudos, if it is.