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Spore Plant Mercs!
Marko:
--- Quote from: Malice Song on May 17, 2012, 04:42:10 pm ---...I'm undecided whether [your idea is] brilliant or completely mad.
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As you age, your level of sarcasm might get more intense, as mine has. Certain factors, like server outages, might weigh into this to form a kind of weird-guy-brainstorm. Combined with an odd sense of humor and the right mixture of coffee, baker's chocolate and homemade onion soup, it is possible to get your best (or worst) ideas. I believe my additional thoughts here can best be summed up with the following quote:
"Before a mad scientist goes totally mad, there is a brief time when he's only partially mad. And this is when he's most likely to throw his best parties." -Jack Handy, DEEP THOUGHTS (SNL)
Disclaimer: though i am no opponent to the cannabis movement, i do not use it nor any drugs.
Warning: do not leave children unattended near mad scientists.
RavenousRat:
--- Quote from: DeputyDope on May 17, 2012, 04:43:30 pm ---but even IF they get implemented, what are you going to protect your tent/base from? ants? maybe if you get lucky your plants will make a critical for 1HP against unarmored target.
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You can put 239847398 plants in your tent, blocking exit grid around whole map, except one hex somewhere in the north-east, so only you will know how to leave tent. Also these plants will lower tent robber FPS so much that his PC can freeze or making loading time much slower, making him easy target for these plants and you (of course if your own PC can resist it). In the end many many many spike throws will deteriorate his armor really fast and start deal 1 damage. So while he'll be staring in loading screen, because of system lags, his armor will be broken already and he'll die by many 1 damage hits.
MRtrader:
--- Quote from: RavenousRat on May 17, 2012, 05:13:17 pm ---You can put 239847398 plants in your tent, blocking exit grid around whole map, except one hex somewhere in the north-east, so only you will know how to leave tent. Also these plants will lower tent robber FPS so much that his PC can freeze or making loading time much slower, making him easy target for these plants and you (of course if your own PC can resist it). In the end many many many spike throws will deteriorate his armor really fast and start deal 1 damage. So while he'll be staring in loading screen, because of system lags, his armor will be broken already and he'll die by many 1 damage hits.
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i loled so hard at this almost made me forget servers down
Uftak:
http://fodev.net/forum/index.php/topic,22651.0.html
Your idea, sir + his = druids in f2238.
DeputyDope:
--- Quote from: RavenousRat on May 17, 2012, 05:13:17 pm ---You can put 239847398 plants in your tent, blocking exit grid around whole map, except one hex somewhere in the north-east, so only you will know how to leave tent. Also these plants will lower tent robber FPS so much that his PC can freeze or making loading time much slower, making him easy target for these plants and you (of course if your own PC can resist it). In the end many many many spike throws will deteriorate his armor really fast and start deal 1 damage. So while he'll be staring in loading screen, because of system lags, his armor will be broken already and he'll die by many 1 damage hits.
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OP said you need to feed the plants. how you gonna feed them if you can't get to them?
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