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Shantu:
The new craze from Reno:

The Ragged Jacketâ„¢


Produced by the wonders of slave labour and worked with pre-war laser technology, these jackets will truly allow you to become one of the kool kids, as gaping holes are going to be the new fashion! Comfortable and unrestrictive, there are no words to describe the freedom these jackets give. No matter what weapon you wield - be it a smelly old shovel or a shiny new minigun -, chicks will be drawn to you like moth to a flame when travelling through the wasteland.

Barely hanging together, the Ragged Jacketâ„¢ is, without doubt, the future of wasteland clothing.*

Get your own now for only 99 Hub caps!


*Warning: Wash at your own risk.

falloutdude:
hmm a broken jacket eh, i bet 100 red condoms!

kevin:
ahahah, it's funny 'casue it's useless...

Shantu:
@falloutdude: Sorry sir, we only accept caps.

@kevin: Useless? Would you call looking completely unique and original while being incredibly cool at the same time useless?

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