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Sure, why not?

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Not good enough, needs something else

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Dumb idea.

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Total Members Voted: 9

[Rosmy Sundr]

E.E.E. was a joke perk from a mini quest in F2, shovel enough poo and you get a lulz perk and a dinky 5% bonus to speech. big deal...
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Expert_Excrement_Expeditor

-But in FO2238, crap shoveling is a big part of the economy. Its how many new players earn their first few caps, and unfortunately, many new players don't understand the "use on" concept when they start the quest. this leads to red shits dumped willy-nilly by frustrated noobs as their inventory fills up with picked up poo. it also ends up in NPC inventories as players barter it.

So, how bout a NPC farmer collecting fertilizer?

50 shits == "thanks buddy... I cant really afford to repay you... but you know what they say, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger' hehe. right?... right?"
Grant: E.E.E. + 5% chem resistance instead of speech. This shouldn't be to difficult to implement. (i assume PE_EXPERT_EXCREMENT in the dialoge editor suggests that the perk is still available in game). If 5% chem resistance is too much of a reward, maybe tack on - 5% stealth and have the NPC forever after respond "Pee-Yew! I can smell you from down the street"

[LagMaster]

well yeah... sounds...ugh...funny???

i..i..i think this is a good ideea!!!!!!!

^{hell no}