I saw your post, I had to LOL really hard. Hilarious. Too bad they removed it, don't know why, it was not offensive to anyone.
Ninja Dude welcomes you as well.Make sure to have fun.If u find yourself with thought of rage quiting in a week or so, DON'T. It will get better.
Welcome to the game!Be sure to read the manual and check wiki (a bit outdated), or simply post them in the Survival Guides / Game Help board if you have any questions.