"Why cant I find any player in wasteland?"
- Becouse trolls ate them all. This game will become one man world at the end, when "the chosen one" would be the fattest troll ever with his "Wasteland is harsh, dude" excuse.
(All in matter of having "teh lulz", but on whos account when the game will become empty, even the last troll would die in cause of starvation)
(Would he start making fun from himself? - nah that would be crazy, like zombie eating his own limbs or vampire sucking his own blood, this not gonna work.)